So I wash up, go in my room, close the door and take off my bathrobe to get dressed.
Of course, I am standing in there naked, as usual, in the interim, then stuffing my breasts into a bra etc. Putting pad in my undies for the LEEP bleeding, which nearly done.
And then I look up and there is MAN in the tree right outside my window with a chainsaw. Dunno how long he was there, but I suspect long enough. :-(