Mr. G's Conundrum

When Jake came back from Guantanamo Bay, where he was stationed before Iraq, he brought home a cinnamon capuchin monkey he called Mr. G. Mr G loved to eat, but he had one problem. If you gave him two favorite foods, like a grape and a banana, he never knew which to eat first, so whenever we wanted to take his picture, we would cause a conundrum for him.

(This is an addition for last week's week word, conundrum. It's a tiny piece of FICTION.)