Saturday, November 08, 2008

Urban Dictionary Meme

As seen on Smellyann's blog and on In Blue Ink.

Rules: Go to and type in your answer to each question in the search box in the top right corner and then write the first definition it gives you!
(this is not kid friendly so beware of words and sentences little eyes should not see)

1. What is your name?

1. Mary

one who is seemingly innocent.
Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.
person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.

2. Your age?
"washed up"

3. One of your friends?
Biker Buddy: "lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy. ..."

4. What should you be doing?
"Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."" (Geez, I thot it meant washing the clothes!)

5. Favorite color?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6. Hometown: Detroit

1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.
4.Best water in the world.

7. Month of your birthday? May
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may

8. Last person you talked to? BB, see #3

9.What did you eat last?
bran: any swearword you wish

10. Your nickname: *****
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"

11. Your significant other: BB see #3

12. Another friend, since you blew #3: Dawn

An irresistibly beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.

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